How we know it works
The evidence behind the claims.
Everywhere else on this site tells you what Cubelings does. This is where we show our working: the tests, the measurements and the mistakes that shaped how it plays. Written for anyone curious enough to check.
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2026-08-25
There is no right-click event in a datapack
How to make a gun fire in vanilla Minecraft with no mods: the used-item statistic, why a crossbow will never work, and how to aim a projectile with no vector maths at all.
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2026-08-24
We were wrong about modded worlds
This site said our AI could not join a heavily modded server. We had not tried it. On a 49-mod Cobblemon pack it joined, walked, learned 304 blocks vanilla has never heard of, and mined eight of eight.
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2026-08-25
A ladder that is not a ladder
Cog had 286 blocks to build with and not one of them was functional — no ladder, no door, no torch. So it drew a ladder out of brown wool. It photographs perfectly and nobody can climb it.
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2026-08-21
A datapack that installs perfectly and does nothing
One selector had two bracket groups in it. The pack loaded, enabled, reported success, and then answered "Unknown function" for its own tick — silently, forever. Plus: why asking a model to rewrite a document quietly loses a third of it.
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2026-08-19
The six redstone wire rules nobody reasons their way to
Build order is load-bearing, a repeater faces its input not its output, and a closed loop of repeaters latches itself on. Six rules measured against a real server, not derived on paper.
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2026-08-12
Why a survival benchmark needs a fixture world
The first trials got worse every run, and it looked like the agent was failing more often. It was actually chopping down the forest it was being tested in — oak logs in range fell from 110 to 50 over eight runs.
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2026-08-05
Digging is not mining
Breaking a block drops an item on the ground, not into an inventory. Stand three blocks back while you dig and a technically perfect run scores zero.
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